If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
One must eat to live, and not live to eat.
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
The wisest man I have ever known once said to me: “Nine out of every ten people improve on acquaintance,” and I have found his words true.
I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.
Seldom seen, soon forgotten.
“There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”